My latest relationship blog (since I have been called the forum's Dr. Phil:

Musings On Women And Life (For The Guys-New Myspace Dr. Ghetto Phil in Town!)
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Romance and Relationships


I do not care how good your woman is, there's not a woman alive that doesn't try to change their man. If they deny it, they are either 1. Straight-up lying or 2. doing it subconsciously (maybe to a lesser degree-yeah).

Guys: Have you ever had your woman look at you after trying in every way under the sun to change you and say "You aren't the same guy that I fell in love with?" So-how do we answer this question? Let's explore our options:

1. Ask that simple, yet all important question "If you fell in love with me from the start,and I was so good and all that [censored], then what was so wrong with me that you felt the need to try to change everything about me?" That's always a great question.Enjoy watching them try to come up with some ridiculous denial lines..etc

2. Smile broadly, shake their hand hard and fast like a politician, pat them on the back, and say "Congratulations! I guess you have changed me"

3. Start singing Mongomery Gentry's song "She changed her mind when she couldn't change me". That one usually lets her know that you are who you are, and she had best get her deal with it on.

There are many other methods, but these 3 have always been successfull for me. Seriously, we don't say a word when the misses puts on a few pounds AFTER we are hooked-up, but you let us forget to leave the seat down (what's up with that [censored] anyway)-can't your blind [censored] see that the lid is up? Would you rather me leave the lid DOWN when I take a [censored]? And why do they say take a [censored]/dump? You aren't taking anything. You are LEAVING a [censored]/dump. That's what you should say. Oh well, I digress.



Women are [censored]-point blank. Any woman that says there's no [censored] in her is the equivelent to a man telling you he doesn't tug on his talleywacker ([censored] liar-him and her both).The trick is finding the least [censored] woman available. I did good this time. I love my woman, respect her....but she can, as great as she is, be a [censored] when the mood hits her. Women are [censored]. Men are [censored]-the way life is, so we must compromise and allow each other to be [censored] and [censored], and just deal with each other in peaceful (yeah, right) harmony. When women can just leave it at that, understand that we will love them even with their faults, and do the same for us without trying to play Oprah on us, we'll end the war of the roses. Peace out fellers!


Thoughts? Opinions?